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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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