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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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