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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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