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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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