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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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