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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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