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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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