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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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