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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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