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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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