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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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