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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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