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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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