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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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