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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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