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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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