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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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