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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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