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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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