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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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