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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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