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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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