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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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