Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.