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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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