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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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