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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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