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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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