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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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