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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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