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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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