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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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