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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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