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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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