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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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