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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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