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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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