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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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