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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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