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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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