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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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