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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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