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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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