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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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