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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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