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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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