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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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