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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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