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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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