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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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