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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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