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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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