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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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