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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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