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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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