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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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