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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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