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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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