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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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