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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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