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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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