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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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