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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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