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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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