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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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