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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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