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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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